this is seriously my favorite post on tumblr
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the personās junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the personās butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* weāre out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said sheās out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!
MONEY.
Only reblogging because Iām a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesnāt hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involvedā¦.
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My momās paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?Ā
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay for stuff somehow so why not.Ā
forever reblog
haha I got money today!!!Ā
Show me the moneyyyy!
MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!
MONEYYYYY
